I did not get to be on Twitter when Chicago Cubs unveiled Clark The Cub, the new mascot for Chicago. It is their first actual mascot in the history of Chicago's baseball team. Let me say this... It is a GREAT idea for the Cubs. While it might piss the traditionalists off, Cubs will make so so so much money off of Clark The Cub. Kids love mascots more than their own parents. Therefore from a marketing angle, this is a genius move. They will find so many ways to milk money from Cub families involving Clark here. But a couple questions here... Why does he not have pants? Like I am all for walking around naked in the house in whatever situation may be, but put some damn pants in public, Clark. Why does he look like I am ready to kill him? Be happy pal, people love you or will love you. Also Clark is an awful name, but I am damn glad they went with Clark, not Charlie. Cannot have my name sullied like that. Final thought: SO HELP ME GOD IF BERNIE BREWER ALLOWS HIM INTO THE CHALET.
Update:
WE HAVE A PICTURE AND NOW THE BEAR LOOKS HIGH. Charlie.
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