Closing Time: Asking Gracie Gold to Prom is Lame.

I hate these videos. Everyone always go with 'Oh it is so cute' when in reality, these kids are the biggest saps in the game right now. I used to think otherwise, but realized how lazy this attempt was by everybody involved with this Micky Mouse circus. Long story short, this high school senior wants to bring Gracie Gold to his high school for his prom. I have a ton of problems here. Let's start with the name. Dyer, I mean could we get more Malibu? Actually that happens when he brags about the mansions. I mean anything I learn about Southern California and their high schools is through the O.C. and Laguna Beach, those kids were a lot cooler than this guy. It is not that hard to find a prom date. If I can do it, a kid named Dyer can do it. Not trying to make a viral video to a figure skater. (H/T The Big Lead) 
Charlie.